bruuuno
8:29 Fri Jul 10
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Cheers atbog son
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Queens Fish Bar
8:28 Fri Jul 10
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If you are losing your hair, rub honey on your bald bits then sprinkle tea leaves on. You will have a hair job thAt looks like action man - fucking hard.
Ps don't use any poncey tea leaves - you might end up like a Schofield skinhead.
HTHYFC
Go natural.
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monto
8:27 Fri Jul 10
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Fella I worked with, must've been in his early 40s at the time decided out of the blue, to give his grey locks the once over, with some dye that apparently resembled his former natural colour.
The cunt come in looking like a fucking Elvis tribute act. He must have realised he was going to get ruined for it, he couldn't have thought he'd slip back in unnoticed. Even the spam heads were giving it to him, to the point where had to shave it off a week later.
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Far Cough
8:05 Fri Jul 10
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I put it on my pubes
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ATBOG
8:04 Fri Jul 10
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Little tip bruuno. Don't use that just for men shit. Just go to your local chemist type place & ask for some grecian 2000. Works much better.
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Takashi Miike
8:03 Fri Jul 10
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just for men? just for fucking insecure knob jockey cunts!
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cosmo smallpiece
7:59 Fri Jul 10
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I use the beard and moustache one. Use very little and it looks pretty natural. Just experiment with it. If you don't get it looking how you want it, you've got a good five minutes to wash it out. As long as you don't smother it and blend it with some grey it looks normal.
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mashed in maryland
7:27 Fri Jul 10
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I remember a thread on here with Pig Destroyer saying he used Just For Men on his beard, and the stuff for his hair worked better than the beard stuff.
He ended up stopping cos all his mates called him a complete poof.
Please bruuuuno, don't let it get to that stage. Let us cunts on here call cunt you off enough so you don't do it in the first place.
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irons1979
4:13 Fri Jul 10
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Here's some actual advice with regards to Just for Men:
Having developed one grey patch last year I decided to give it a try. You just rub it into your hair and then shampoo it out. It then dyes that bit of grey.
It worked ok, BUT.....
1) Once you open a bottle, you pretty much have to use it within 3 hours and you can't just screw the lid back on and stick in a cupboard - therefore if you're going to start paying £10 a month to maintain that grey-free look.
2) Hair grows. You know those birds who dye their hair blonde and have dark roots growing through? Well, that will be you, just with grey roots rather than black ones, so you'll have to work out when to apply the stuff and when you get your hair cut if you're going to try to fool people that you're not getting old.
I gave up after 1 go. I'll accept getting older gracefully and tell myself I'd rather be grey than bald!
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Coffee
2:59 Fri Jul 10
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bruuuno
It's time to change your name to blaaanco.
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ivan
2:53 Fri Jul 10
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Are you saying you was on this web chat W4?
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w4hammer
2:46 Fri Jul 10
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Im not sure he's actually committed any offence though has he? If he's doing it at rush hour standing at oxford circus its one thing- in your own home? Hmm or should i say "oooooooh...!"
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Russ of the BML
2:39 Fri Jul 10
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w4hammer 11:01 Fri Jul 10
"Raven admitted to police that it had been him in the window wearing a bra, and said: ‘Yes, I have been very naughty.’"
Is he actually John Inman?
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tanman
2:36 Fri Jul 10
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Dont do it. I worked with a guy who came in work once after being caught in a heavy shower. He had this black stuff running down his face from his bonce, had to admit he had put some dye in his hair that morning. It looked like boot polish, he looked terrible. We all took the piss out of him for the rest of the day. Plus, women say they like the 'salt and pepper' look.
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Darlo Debs
11:21 Fri Jul 10
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Go for the Silver fox look bruuuno
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w4hammer
11:19 Fri Jul 10
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Spandex Sidney 11:10 Fri Jul 10
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w4hammer 11:01 Fri Jul 10
That's bollocks mate. When could a care worker afford to live in Kensington?
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North Kensington is a shit hole - between Wormwood srubbs and ladbroke grove ;-)
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Big Dave
11:13 Fri Jul 10
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Years ago I worked in a lab in Elepahnt and Castle. We were on the second floor and had a balcony where you'd go out for a cigarette. Opposite us was sheltered housing with some real not jobs in there.
One day some loon on the third floor spent a nice sunny morning stark bollock naked sitting on the window sill, cock in hand and waving at people on the street below.
You've never seen people cross the road so quick.
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Spandex Sidney
11:10 Fri Jul 10
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w4hammer 11:01 Fri Jul 10
That's bollocks mate. When could a care worker afford to live in Kensington?
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1964
11:07 Fri Jul 10
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I bought a bottle of this years ag0, put it in the cupboard and there it stayed, didn't have the guts to use it.
A few years later I found it and though what a cunt and threw it away. I am now totally grey - my daughter calls me "the silver fox."
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w4hammer
11:01 Fri Jul 10
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Try something a bit different- could take years off you..
A care worker stood at his flat window pleasuring himself in stockings and suspenders, a court heard.
Matthew Raven, 48, was seen by a neighbour standing in the bedroom window of his Kensington flat in lacy black underwear at around 3.15pm.
The neighbour initially thought it was a woman - but then realised Raven who was fondling himself.
Hammersmith Magistrate’s Court then heard that Raven had turned his back at one point and started touching his bottom in a sexual manner before the neighbour called the police.
Raven admitted to police that it had been him in the window wearing a bra, and said: ‘Yes, I have been very naughty.’
In his interview at the police station Raven made full and frank admissions to the allegations and told officers it was done for his own sexual gratification and was not meant to cause offence to anyone.
Ines Diab, for Raven, told that he had been taking part in a web chat at the time of the offence and had been dared to open the window.
‘He cannot explain his behaviour. It was unacceptable behaviour,’ she said.
She also told the court that Raven, a care worker for 12 years, had been suspended as a result of the allegations and he is set to lose his job.
‘We have heard what has been said,’ said Justice Sandra Graham,
‘The bench needs to know a little bit more about you before we can sentence you.’
Raven, of Moreland House, Lancaster Road, Kensington, was bailed to reappear for sentencing at Hammersmith Magistrate’s Court on Thursday 30 July 2015.
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